Ann Slanders
 

 
Because sometimes you need advice from a viper with implants.
 
 
   
 
Tuesday, July 01, 2003
 
Just heard it on NPR

Republicans who describe themselves as paying close attention to the news on Iraq are the most likely to believe that weapons of mass destruction have been found there, according to a recent poll.
Is anybody surprised? I mean, these are the same people who think God appointed Drinky McDumbass to restor honor and dignity to the White House.

Ask Ann Slanders

Dear Ann:
I am given to going around saying that there is no difference between Republicans and Democrats. Recently I was wondering, what IS the difference?
Thanks, Really A Lying Phony Helping Nazis And Dictators Earn Respect

Dear RALPHNADER:

The difference is simple but profound. Democrats want to make the world a better place by getting rid of poverty, pollution, racism and greed. Republicans want to make the world a better place by getting rid of Democrats. I hope this helps, and thanks for reading!

 
 
   
   
   
 

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