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Because sometimes you need advice from a viper with implants.
 
 
   
 
Friday, January 24, 2003
 
Here's your quote for today, courtesy of Alan Watts:
"A muddle of conflicting opinions united by force of propaganda is the worst possible source of control for a powerful technology."

It makes for piss-poor government, too.

Thursday, January 23, 2003
 
Hey kids, wanna know who controls the media? Now you can find out!


Dig the scary chart, and think about what you're watching on tv tonight. Or reading, or going to the movies or listening to music or visiting a theme park or surfing the internet. These congolmerates are zaibatsu, giant corporate persons; behemoth octopii with tentacles that extend into almost every aspect of global pop culture.

Into almost every aspect of your life. Think about that.

 
Interest!Alert has a UPI story about Wouter Bos, the wunderkind of the Dutch Labor Party who seems to have single-handedly revived progressive politics in that country.
Not only does it offer an interesting glimpse of progressive politics in Europe, it is also full of great names like "Wouter Bos" and "Wim Kok."

Wednesday, January 22, 2003
 
Today is the 30th anniversary of Roe vs Wade, so you're liable to hear a lot of moaning about "saving babies" from people who were calling for war yesterday.

Too bad "saving babies" (i.e., outlawing abortion) is directly incompatible with "individual liberty", that other ephemeral term given so much lip service by diehard conservatives. That conservatives are champions of individual rights is another big lie many people seem to have swallowed whole. The left, and not the right, has been and continues to be more concerned with human rights as a whole.
Sure, the freepers love their guns; they'll defend the 2nd amendment until it kills them. And it seems as if conservatives never meet a property right they don't like. If you want to pollute rivers, blacken the air and taint the groundwater, that's just your God-given liberty.

But what about the other, also-not-incidental rights? Where are the conservative defenders of free speech? Sure, they'll defend your right to say "kike" instead of Jewish, or "nigger" instead of black. But aside from a few lone voices, I have to conclude that a conservative is someone who will defend your right to burn a cross, while forbidding you to burn a flag.


Tuesday, January 21, 2003
 
I'm itching to write about the antiwar rally. And what's the difference between a protest and a rally, anyway? I know what a march is. And there are protest marches, but you never hear of a protest rally, do you? You know what I need? My handy-dandy dictionary! Lemme see... So, a march is actually a type of rally, which means there are such things as "protest rallies" but we don't call them that.

Yes, we're tackling the important subjects here at Ann Slanders.

About that rally... I want to write about it, but I want to wait for the photos, too. So, I'm waiting.

 
Here's a ditty I picked up at the antiwar protest:



If You Cannot Find Osama

(to the tune of "If You're Happy & You Know It")

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq

If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq

If the terrorists are Saudi

And your alibi is shoddy

And your tastes remain quite gaudy, bomb Iraq


If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq

If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq

If your politics are sleazy

And hiding it ain't easy

And you're manhood's getting queazy (Editor's Note: hey, I didn't write it), bomb Iraq


If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq

If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq

So to hell with the inspections

Let's look tough for the elections

Close your mind and take directions, bomb Iraq


If the globe is quickly warming, bomb Iraq

If the poor will soon be storming, bomb Iraq

If the Ozone hole is growing

We'll pretend that we're not knowing

Though our ignorance is showing, bomb Iraq


If you never were elected, bomb Iraq

If your ideas are rejected, bomb Iraq

If you think that SUVs

Are the best thing since sliced cheese

And your father you must please, bomb Iraq


Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq

For our might now knows no borders, bomb Iraq

Disagree, we'll call it treason

It's the chicken hawking season

Even if we have no reason, bomb Iraq


 
What do you call Ann Coulter with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.


Yes, I know. Bad blogger. Very bad. No bloggie treats.

Me, I attended an anti-war protest in Las Vegas this weekend. Unofficial estimates come in around 500 people, which is near-frickin' miraculous turnout for a political event in apathy Sin City. The local Fox affiliate interviewed me with a Bartcop.com sticker on my left shoulder, and aired the footage. Just doing my part to raise the TequilaComedyTreehouse hammer a little higher. I haven't seen the footage yet, but I am supposedly lucid and well-spoken. Good thing we didn't have that big, smoky treat beforehand.

Me and my buddy took a hundred photos, as well. Those will be posted as soon as I scan 'em in, and all that.

 
 
   
   
   
 

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