It looks as if
Lula is poised to win the Brazillian presidency. Seeing as how he is a leftist, I expect that President Happy Crack will find a good reason to launch a pre-emptive strike on Brazil any day now.
I just heard that Senator Paul Wellstone, his wife and daughter were killed in a plane crash this morning. CNN has updates.
Being awake is complicated. Reality is not sufficiently mapped. You need
a guide.
Outriders of Reality is just such a guide and reference manual, disguised as a massive collection of quotes, quips, epigrams and anecdotes. Now, no matter how warped your local space-time becomes, you'll have a witty riposte.
I'd like to apologize to my half-dozen readers for the irregular updates. It's deadline week again (funny how that keeps coming around every month), so I've been too busy to play at being a skinny blonde psychopath, or even my regular, fat blonde smartass.
So, did you have a nice weekend? Good. As for me, my car was stolen. I'm pretty sure it was a Bush voter that did it. No evidence of course, but me, I go with my hunches.
It's been a while since we heard from our namesake, so let's take a letter from our
stalker most loyal reader, Militant in Michigan.
Dear Ann Slanders:
I saw some leftist propaganda taking up valuable public space instead of promoting our President’s chosen leaders in the Republican Party for the upcoming elections. What can I do to prevent such Godless claptrap from poisoning the minds of our leaders new minions?
Militant in Michigan
Dear MiM:
The first thing to do is keep in mind that free speech is for patriots, not liberals. With this in mind, you're free to deface, remove or destroy any leftist propaganda within eyesight. Conservatives with cash-on-hand find it easier to deface, remove or destroy their opponents with attack ads and smear campaigns conducted via their media lackeys. Ahem.
That aside, I know that most Michigan Militiamen are strapped for cash, thanks to Bill Clinton's lousy economy. You will find that tearing down yard signs, defacing campaign posters and denying liberals an equal voice in a public forum is almost as good as having a job.
Go get'em, tiger, and thanks for reading!
